5...
9... 11...
12, 13, 19, 17...
Arnie. Arnie, have some chicken.
I don't want any chicken, Gilbert.
You want some corn?
- I want some corn. - Have some corn.
Good?
Mm-mmm. Not good corn.
- Gilbert? - Hmm?
Are they gonna come soon?
'Cause I gotta go back home, you know?
Pretty soon.
I want them to come.
- You want to go home? - No.
I want to see 'em.
Ok.
They're gonna come soon, huh?
How many more miles till they come, Gilbert?
- 3 million, buddy. - 3? Ok.
Gilbert! That's them, huh?
Gilbert, look! It's them!
Look! Look over there!
Ahh.
Ha ha ha ha.
Over here!
Aah!
Look at them, Gilbert. They're coming.
Honk your horn!
Aah! Honk the horn!
My brother Arnie's about to turn 18.
My family's planning a big party for him.
Watching the campers is our yearly ritual.
They're doing the right thing just passing through.
Oh, God, Arnie. You're getting so big,
soon I ain't going to be able to carry you no more.
No. You know you're getting little, Gilbert.
- [Engine Sputters] - You're getting littler. You're shrinking.
You're shrinking, Gilbert. You're shrinking.
Shrinking, shrinking, shrinking.
Endora.
Endora is where we are.
Describing Endora is like dancing to no music.
It's a town where nothing much ever happens, and nothing much ever will.
Lamson's grocery is where I work,
and miles out of town on the interstate, there's Foodland,
where everyone else shops.
This is where I live with my family.
My dad built the house,
and it's my job to keep up the repairs.
Ooh!
Doctors said we'd be lucky...
if Arnie lived to be 10.
Well, 10 came and went,
and now the doctors are saying any time now.
Arnie could go at any time.
Ah ha ha ha! Ooh!
- Some days you want him to live... - The head.
Some days you don't.
- What is it, buddy? - I killed him.
I killed him, Gilbert. I killed him.
I know, buddy. I know.
My older sister Amy is more like a mother.
She used to manage the elementary school cafeteria over in Motley,
until it burned down last year.
My other sister, Ellen, just turned 15.
She got her braces off.
For days, she's been walking around going, "Ooh, ahh,"
like she can't believe the feel of teeth.
I got another brother, Larry, but he got away.
And then there's Momma, who, in her day,
was the prettiest girl in these parts.
Ever since our dad was hung out to dry 17 years ago, Momma's had her hands full.
You see, with Momma, there's no nice way to break it to you.
She hasn't left the house in over 7 years.
- I'm Gilbert. - I need your help.
- What is it? - Gilbert Grape.
Garbage.
Sunshine? Where's my sunshine?
I don't know, Momma.
- Just the essentials. - Ok.
Gilbert, get him down from there.
Arnie!
Hurry.
Let's go.
- Amy, you seen Arnie? - No.
I thought he was with you.
Nope. Nope.
Wonder where he is.
Gee, I don't know.
Ellen, you seen your brother?
He's in the tree.
Ellen, he is not in the tree.
Gilbert already looked in the tree.
Isn't that right, Gilbert?
Yeah, that's right.
Oh! Arnie!
Ha ha ha ha!
Don't do that. You scared me.
Come here.
Aah!
I was up there, Gilbert.
Yeah, you were up in the tree.
I was right up there.
Uhhh-huh.
[Bell Rings]
Can I help you with anything?
- No. - Arnie. Thank you and goodbye.
- Gilbert? - Sir?
Something going on at Foodland?
I wouldn't know, sir. I don't shop there.
I'd rather die.
Foodland's up to something if you ask me.
It's those lobsters, isn't it?
Scads of lobsters all in a tank.
Am I right?
You know, you shouldn't worry about it. It's just a phase.
People will come back here, believe me.
- You think? - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
The way you say that makes me think I'm talking to your father.
[Telephone Rings]
Can I have these two, Gilbert?
No, just one.
Can I have these two?
- Sure. Go ahead. - Say thank you.
- Say hello to Momma. - All right, see you tomorrow.
Gilbert?
Mrs Carver needs a delivery. Could you?
- Hello, Gilbert. - Hello.
- Boys, go on outside. - We don't want to.
- Yeah. We don't want to. - Go play.
All right.
Hey! Hey!
Arnie, get back in the truck.
- Keep counting, OK? - Ok.
I was counting.
Plbbbbbbt.
5, 10, 11, 12,
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18,
19, 20.
Hey, kids, let's play. Come on, come on.
We got the trampoline. Come on, boys. Come on.
The ice cream is going to melt. Soon.
You're right. It is melting.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my. Oh, my.
- Come on up here. - I don't want to.
You don't want to?
I want a pool.
- You want a pool? - Yes.
- Yeah, we want a pool. - Come on up here.
Gilbert was just making a delivery.
Oh. Oh.
Gilbert.
Come here for a second.
- Here. - Oh, no, no, no, no. Really.
Oh, no. Here. I insist. You deserve it.
Thank you.
Bye, Gilbert.
Bye.
Gilbert?
Come by my office.
We need to talk.
Ok.
- Arnie? - [Siren]
- Son, it's dangerous up there. Come on down. - Arnie, get down!
We've had enough fun for one day. Come on down.
Hey!
I'm up here.
- Son? - Yeah?
- Come on down. - No!
I'm not coming down! I'm going up there!
Son, come on down.
- I'm going to go up there. - Arnie!
- Arnie, come on down, buddy. - Gilbert.
Hi.
Ok, son. Come on down.
I'm up here.
Come on, son.
I'm going higher than before.
I'm going high!
- It'll be getting dark soon. - Hey.
Hey, Bob. Yeah, here we go again.
Basically, I don't like to work on carburettors,
and I can tell without getting into it...
that that is a complicated unit.
I understand. I can do it myself,
but I need the part.
Look. Let me show you.
See, it's this little guy right here.
The needle valve is worn down. I need a new one.
- Could we order it? - Yes, ma'am.
I can order it.
- About how long would that take? - Probably a week.
- A week? - Don't make us come get you.
You don't have to come get me. I'm going up here.
Arnie?
Whoa. I'm not going to fall.
Whoa!
- Whoa. - Whoa.
Hey!
My shoe done fell off.
My shoe done fell off, Gilbert.
# I know a boy whose name is Arnie #
# He's about to turn 18 and have a big party #
# I know a boy whose name is Arnie #
Come on down, buddy. Come on.
# Match in the gas tank, boom boom #
# Boom boom boom boom #
# Match in the gas tank, boom boom #
Good boy.
Come on down, buddy.
Come on down.
Come on.
Here you go. All right. Thanks, Jerry. Really sorry.
Good boy. Good boy.
I'm taking him home.
I promise it won't happen again.
We hear this every time.
Then he's right back up there again.
Yeah, but this is the last time, right, buddy?
- It's the last time. - Yeah.
Come on. Let's go.
I want to go back up there again.
I want to go up there again.
- Hey, Arnie, good job. - Don't touch him.
Way to go, Arnie. Do it again for me.
Get out of here.
- Could you help me out later? - Yeah. With what?
- Something wrong with the fridge. - The electricity?
- I don't know. Maybe. - I'll have to get my tools.
- Bye. - I'll come by later.
You be careful, all right, Arnie?
Ok.
Don't disappear like that again on me, ok?
Arnie... Arnie disappear.
I disappeared on Mom like that.
- Please don't disappear. - Just let him go.
Gilbert, bring the milk.
- Promise, Momma, disappear like that. - Good boy.
Get food.
Are we ready to talk about the party?
Ellen's in charge of decorations.
Get this... purple, orange, and green.
Theme colours.
That sounds pretty good.
I'm doing the food. The cake.
- Ok. - Arnie, I'm making something very special for you.
And, Momma, you can supervise everything.
- Ok with everybody? - That's disgusting.
What about me?
You are the guest of honour.
Gilbert, what about me?
My party. It's my party.
Show up, buddy. That's your job.
All you have to do is show up.
All you have to do is turn 18.
You know, that just leaves Gilbert.
- Huh? - You don't have anything to do. Got any ideas?
- Sure, he does. - No, I don't.
Yes, you do. I'm almost 16, and I got pages of ideas.
She designed a cake. You haven't done anything.
- Stop it, Ellen. - Can I be excused?
He never does anything!
Please, can't we do something as a family?
Can I please be excused?
- We're planning this as a family. - It's my party, though!
It'll be an exact copy... of the original they built in Boone.
- Really? - Which is no big deal,
because all Burger Barns are built identical.
They're prefabricated. They just ship 'em out.
It's so efficient, it's amazing.
In the matter of a couple days,
there can be a whole new restaurant there.
I was driving past the building site today.
You know, it's going up...
right down the road from Foodland.
The general manager was there, so I says,
"Can I fill out an application?" He said, "You bet you can."
So I did, and it looks really good.
I might be wearing one of them uniforms,
flipping some burgers, salting some fries.
You never know.
It could be the best thing that ever happened to me.
Hey! Get out of there!
I saw her! I saw her!
- That wasn't nice. - What?
What'd I do?
You know what you did.
That's your mother in there.
Your mother.
I know.
I don't get you, man. I just don't get it.
Let's go, buddy.
Ok. Come on.
Gilbert, run now!
Run!
Hey, bye-bye, Momma. Bye-bye.
Bye, you guys.
Move, baby.
Gilbert, you're shrinking.
Shrinking, shrinking, shrinking, shrinking, shrinking.
I'm not tired yet, Gilbert.
You got to go to sleep, ok?
Ok. Goodbye.
It's not goodbye, it's goodnight.
Yeah.
Goodbye is for when you're going away,
and we're not going anywhere, are we?
I know that.
Jeez, I know that, Gilbert.
See you tomorrow.
We're not going anywhere.
- Goodbye. - Arnie.
- You got to work later? - Yeah, I do.
I got to come back.
- How's Momma? - She's fat.
Come on, man.
- She's not all that big, Gilbert. - What?
I saw a guy at the state fair...
who was... a little bit bigger.
A little bit bigger?
- She's not the biggest I've ever seen. - Tucker, she's a whale.
- Take her out for a walk. - Take her out for a jog.
Hey, Bobby.
- Bobby. - Give her a chance.
Hi, guys.
- How's business? - Oh, not good.
Hey! Nobody's dying.
There's a ladder. There's a clear corporate ladder.
That's good. I mean, this is good.
That's a good thing for you to do.
If you'd give it a chance...
I just was saying...
that it wasn't something I should be doing.
They use canola oil, ok?
You know what canola oil is?
Probably don't even sell it at Lamson's grocery.
It's cutting-edge. It creates a crispier French fry...
and a more unique product.
Forget Wendy's, forget Burger King, forget McDonald's.
That's, like, old hat.
Burger Barn is cutting-edge.
I could really stand behind it.
It's an innovative place. They created the salad bar,
which is now mimicked by every single fast-food chain in America.
They came up with that.
15 different toppings for each salad...
and two kinds of lettuce, and it's all that you care to eat.
You either go from clerk to fry cook...
to cook to assistant manager,
or you go from clerk to cashier captain to assistant manager.
And then from assistant manager,
you go to manager and then regional manager and then...
- Look at the little fellas. - You mean my hoppers?
- Let's try this. - For my friend.
There you go, my boy.
What do you say, Arnie?
Uh... thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Gilbert.
This Thursday.
It's our anniversary.
Ok.
[Bell Rings]
Hello.
Gilbert.
I'll need a delivery later.
Have a nice day.
Gilbert?
He's behind the chips.
Delivery, son.
- Excuse me? - Delivery.
She's going to be needing some help.
Yes, sir.
- Is that your bike? - Yes.
I'll do it. Don't worry, I'll do it.
- Here, wait a sec. - I got it!
- Arnie. I did it, huh? - That girl.
I did it by myself.
Yeah. Look at that.
- I could go at any time. - Shh. Arnie, no.
Any time.
Excuse me. Where to?
Oh, just keep going straight.
All right.
My mom wants me to become 18.
I'm having a big... a big party, huh, Gilbert?
Yep.
- When's that party coming? - 6 days.
6 days and I become 18.
I'm 18, and you're not invited.
Arnie, don't be rude.
Oh, it's ok. He's just being honest. I don't mind.
Ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha...
l... I got the groceries.
All right. Be careful with 'em.
I got the groceries. I got 'em, ok?
Oh... no, Arnie!
Oh, no!
Sorry. I'm really sorry.
It's ok. Don't worry about it.
No, I'm really... I'm really sorry.
It's ok.
- I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry.
Are you sorry?
- Uh-uh. - No. I'm not sorry.
He's not sorry. We're not sorry. Don't be sorry.
I'm not sorry.
If we're having people come that early, we should have some appetizers.
That'd be good. You know those little Vienna sausage things?
You use grapejelly and ketchup for a sauce.
- I was thinking... - I want hot dogs, Mom.
You know, like those Hawaiian appetizers.
You get pineapple chunks out of the can...
and wrap them with bacon and put toothpicks through them.
- How do you cook the bacon? - In the oven on a pan.
But the bacon won't be crisp...
if you bake it in the oven on a sheet.
- Yes, it will. - And nobody wants greasy, floppy bacon.
Momma, I want hot dogs!
We're going to have hot dogs, honey.
- I promise we're going to have hot dogs. - I want hot dogs!
- Every party that I've been to... - Ellen. Ellen.
- What? - Could you not talk with your mouth full?
- Excuse me? - You're making me sick. I'm going to throw up.
Oh. Ok, Dad.
- Ellen. - Sure thing, Dad.
Amy. Will you two cut it out?
- Ok, Dad. Sure thing, Dad. - That's nice.
Dad's dead, Ellen.
- Momma. Gilbert! - Gilbert!
I can't believe you said that!
- Dad's dead! - Arnie.
- Arnie, shh. - Dad's dead!
- Dad's dead. Dad's dead. - Ok. Shh.
Arnie, stop it! Momma, don't get upset.
Amy, make him stop.
Arnie, shut up!
Dad's dead, Dad's dead, Dad's dead!
- Arnie, Arnie! - Dad's dead. Dad's dead!
Arnie, shh, shh, shh.
Stop it!
Stop it, stop it!
Arnie, enough! Stop it!
- Dad's dead! - Stop it!
- Amy. Arnie, you've got to... - Dad's dead!
I said stop it right now!
Amy. Amy.
2 x 10s and the 2 x 12s,
and the space between 'em here...
is... should... they're right now at 2 feet,
and this should be 16 inches. That's just standard.
See this here, flat flooring?
Flat flooring's, like, once the wood gets old,
you'll just fall right through it.
Yeah, I guess daddy wasn't much of a carpenter.
Hey, Gilbert, why did he use 2 x 6s instead of...
Tucker.
- What? - Shh. Keep it down.
- Oh, sorry. - [Toilet Flushes]
She's coming. Hey! She's coming.
[Creaking]
[Coughing]
Shh!
You all right? You ok?
- Yeah. - Yeah. Fine.
Thanks a lot for coming by.
I'll come by tomorrow with the wood.
Great. Let's just keep it quiet.
I forgot to tell you. The Burger Barn. I'm in. I got the call.
Oh, good.
It's not too late, you know. See you.
[TVPlays]
I think she's asleep.
Slice down zucchini squash...
because you like your food dehydrated.
Look at this.
Wonderful.
[Floorboard Creaks]
Of course, if you know someone that can't chew too well,
taking corn off the cob.
- Look at this. We'll turn the dial down... - [Turns Sound Off]
Freeze corn and sit there for hours,
literally hours cutting her corn.
Unbelievable. Of course, for un...
- Right now you get... - Gilbert, what are you doing?
- Give me that. - Sorry, Momma.
Jeez.
Momma?
Mm-hmm?
I made up that bed for you.
What for?
Just in case you wanted a change.
- I'm happy right where I am. - You sure?
- Yeah. - This great product at this great price.
Wonderful. Well, goodnight, everybody.
[Creak]
Here you go.
- Here you go, Momma. - Thanks, kids.
- Goodnight, Momma. - You're so helpful.
Double. Fire!
- That was it. I dropped her off. - What is she doing here?
She... I don't know. She's just here.
Their car broke down or something.
I can see it in your face...
Can we leave this alone? Change the subject?
You understand?
We want a pool.
- You're telling me later. - I'll tell you everything later.
Look at those guys out there.
They're laughing. They're all happy...
and waving to their friends.
But the next day... And this is the thing that they don't know...
They could be... lying on the slab.
It's kind of, uh, harsh...
but it's kind of fun, too.
- Do you ever, um... - What?
Um...
you know.
Be tempted, like...
well, fool around with the bodies?
Oh!
No, I always wanted to ask.
I'm sorry if it makes you uncomfortable.
No, no. People are very curious about that.
The worst thing that we do is we take the bodies,
the grotesque ones, the really, really ugly ones...
We make jokes about them, you know, harmless jokes,
very harmless jokes, but we come up with some...
some very good, good jokes...
about them, my father and me.
But, you know, they're dead,
and, uh, nobody can see that. Nobody hears anything.
- Hi, boys. - Hi, Mrs Carver.
These jokes don't hurt anybody. Nobody knows we make them.
Gilbert, I'm waiting for your call.
Mr Carver, I haven't seen your mother in church lately.
- How's she doing? - Fine. She's fine.
Ah. Thanks. Bye.
He wants... he wants to kill you, right?
You prefer a bronze casket?
Hey! Gilbert.
Hey, can somebody give me a hand?
- What? - Can somebody give me a hand with the wood?
- Hey, Arnie. - Huh?
Want to go help Tucker?
Uh-uh!
Arnie. Go help Tucker in the basement.
Arnie.
Why don't you go into the basement?
I don't want to go down there, Gilbert.
No way, no way, no way!
You go down there, Gilbert.
Is there a problem?
Gilbert? Hey.
Dad's in there! Whooo!
Shh.
- Shh. - Whooo!
Dad's in there.
- Aah! - Arnie, shut up!
[Making Strangling Sounds]
- [Groaning] - Shut up. Shut up.
Come on!
Arnie!
It's not funny!
Get back here!
Don't worry.
Those are 2 x 6s, and there's six of them, so...
you know, those could hold anybody.
I forgot.
What?
I jus... I forgot that down there's where your dad...
Yep.
I'm... I'm sorry.
No, it's ok. Don't worry about it.
- No, Arnie, no! - I want to go up there.
Arnie, you're not!
Arnie!
Not again!
Arnie, get down!
Get down. Get down!
You're not going anywhere!
Not too much fun, is it?
But I want to go up there!
No!
Aah!
You're going home.
Aah! No!
Ellen, no! Stop it!
I told you don't touch him.
He was going to climb it again.
I don't care. Just get out of here!
Let me see, buddy. Come on. Let me see.
Oh, great. You made him bleed!
What does Gilbert say?
If anybody ever hits you...
or even just lays a finger on you,
what are you going to do, Arnie?
Hmm?
You're going to tell me,
and then I'm going to take care of it for you, right?
And why will I take care of it?
- Gilbert. - Hmm?
'Cause you're Gilbert.
'Cause I'm Gilbert. 'Cause nobody hurts Arnie, right?
Ok. Want to pick out some candy?
[Playing Trumpet Off-Key]
- Can I talk to you for a minute? - What do you want?
We've got to keep a closer eye on him.
- What? - We've got to do better.
Are you listening to me?
Mine?
And you... you have to stay here.
You stay right on this porch. You don't go anywhere.
- Don't go anywhere. - Don't go anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere, Gilbert.
We're not going anywhere, you know?
We're not going anywhere.
We're not going... we're not going anywhere.
We're not going anywhere!
Gilbert, we're not going anywhere.
We're not going anywhere!
We're not going...
Where you going?
[Revving Engine]
- [Honk Honk] - Hey!
I'm waiting...
waiting for that call, Gilbert!
Hey!
Hi, Gilbert.
- Oh, look. Come here. - What?
It's a praying mantis.
You know how they mate?
The males sneak up on the female,
and she'll bite off his head,
and the rest of his body will keep on mating,
and then when they're done... she'll eat him.
She'll eat the rest of him.
Grandma, we have company.
So, do you want to eat?
- Help yourself. - Oh, thank you. Wow.
Well, we missed the rally in Des Moines.
If we get on the road by Friday,
we'll make Colorado Springs in time to catch them.
- Have you ever been to Colorado? Oh. - No, ma'am.
It must be wonderful.
It must be incredibly frustrating, then,
to be stuck here in this place.
- This place is as good a place as any. - Think so?
Well, she should know.
Becky's been just about everywhere there is to go,
places I didn't even know existed.
I'm a worldly kind of girl.
[Laughs]
Me, I spent most of my whole life...
in the same spot.
Why doesn't matter.
Anyway, she encouraged me to get out.
Now she can't stay put anywhere.
[Giggling]
She's the smartest, most beautiful girl in the world.
Isn't she? Isn't she beautiful?
Isn't she beautiful? [Giggling]
I'm sorry. She has this thing with beauty that...
Oh, yeah. I noticed that.
I'm not into that, that whole external beauty thing, you know,
- 'cause it... it doesn't last. - Right.
You're... you know, eventually your face is going to get wrinkly,
- you'll get grey hair. - Sure.
Your boobs might sag. You know, so what?
It's what you do that really matters.
- Mm-hmm. - Right?
Yeah. Sure.
So what do you want to do?
Oh... I don't know. There's not so much to do here, really.
You can think of one thing.
Think of one thing that people do here.
Um...
Thank you.
It was nice meeting you.
Be nice.
Hello.
- Hi. - Hi.
Ahh.
Can I have yours, and I'll give you mine instead?
We want the big one!
You know something? The one on top is fine.
No, we want the big one!
- The big one. - Come on. Let's go.
Give us the big one!
Come on, Mom, please?
- Here you go, guys. - l...
We want the big one.
Yeah, that's fine.
Oh, it's changing.
That's what's wild about the sunset.
It'll just... change...
really, really slowly in front of your eyes.
I love the sky.
It's so...
limitless.
It is big. It's very big.
Big doesn't even sum it up, right?
That word big is so small.
You have to get those really giant words...
to describe the sky.
Oh, um...
What?
I have to go do this thing. It's kind of a family thing.
Do you want me to give you a ride back?
No, actually, I'm just going to sit here.
I can come back. I can come back, and...
- Really? - Yeah. You'll be here then?
Yeah. I'll just sit here.
All right. I'll be back in a little bit.
- Gilbert! - Hey, buddy. Come on. Gotta go.
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
Where's the duck?
I can't see the duck anywhere. Find him!
- Look. - Where's the duck?
It's hiding. Find the duck.
I don't have time for this.
Lift up.
- Ok. Good. - Duckie.
Good boy. You know what?
You're such a big boy.
- You're such a big boy. - I'm a big boy.
I bet you could do this all by yourself if you really wanted to.
- Mm-hmm. - Could you do this by yourself?
I'm a big boy.
- Ok. Take this. Wash everything. - Take this.
- Your towels are there. - Ok.
And your robe is there. Ok?
The big boy's going to wash himself.
- I got to go. - Ok.
You missed it.
What did I miss?
- The sunset. - Really?
It was beautiful.
Oh... oh, well.
- I'd like to see where you live. - No, you wouldn't.
Let's go see where you live. Come on.
My parents split up when I was a kid.
I go back and forth between them...
- 'cause they're always moving. - Hmm.
But it's good. It's my life.
Yeah.
We don't really move. I mean, we'd like to, but...
my mom is sort of attached to the house.
Attached is... I guess not the right word.
She's pretty much wedged in.
- What do you mean? - That's it.
That's the house.
It's really amazing... I mean, how small it looks from here,
considering the...
girth of what's inside of it.
I don't know.
Did you ever see a beached whale on television?
- Yeah. - Yeah. That's her.
That's my mom.
What about your dad?
Uh... some other day. Some other day.
I had a nice time... tonight.
I know.
Good night.
Night.
[Water Swishes]
Oh, no.
Oh, Arnie. Come on. I'm sorry. Come on.
Um... here, here. You're ok. You're ok.
You're ok. You're ok, buddy.
Come on. Get warm. Oh, God, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Would somebody please explain?
Gilbert's in charge of bathing.
Could have drownded. Could have drownded!
- No more baths. - But you didn't, honey.
Could have. But you didn't.
No more baths, Momma.
Is it too much to ask to see this boy turn 18?
No.
It's ready!
Where's your head lately, Gilbert?
Where is your head?
- Gilbert! - Sorry, Momma.
Sorry isn't good enough.
- You've got to do better. - Got to do better.
- [Telephone Rings] - Hey, boss?
Is that the right price?
That's right.
- Seems like it ought to be more. - Maybe at Foodland.
We've always had a reasonable deal on pickles.
Here.
- Gilbert, got a delivery for you, son. - It sounds urgent.
Uh, get out. Go outside and play right now.
- But... - Right now! Hurry up.
- Hi, Betty. - Hi.
Gilbert, would you dial that number over there for me? My hands are all...
Oh, yeah, sure.
- How have you been? - Good.
- I saw you last night. - Mmm.
Who's the girl?
It's ringing.
Mmm... ok. Sorry. One sec.
This is good. Taste.
Mmm. That's good. It's, uh, ringing.
One sec.
Hello. Ken Carver here, Carver Insurance.
Hello?
- Mr Carver. - Who is this?
- Uh, it's Gilbert. - Gilbert?
- I'd given up on you, Gilbert. - Did you?
- Yeah. Can you blame me? - No. No!
How many times do I have to ask, and still no visit?
Well, I'm here now.
Happy anniversary.
- We can't discuss this over the phone. - [Fly Unzips]
We should meet man to man. Don't you agree?
Yes.
Today's your lucky day. I've just had a cancellation.
- What about now? Are you free? - [Moans]
- Is that a yes, Gilbert? - Ok.
All right. I'll be waiting here for you.
- Bye. - Ha ha.
Do you want me to be killed? Do you want him to kill me?
I'm just playing. Don't... don't you want to play?
This is crazy.
I, uh, I got to go.
- You don't have to go. - Yes, I do.
Hey!
It's that new girl, isn't it?
It's your husband. He wants me to come to his office right now.
If you walk out that door...
don't you dare walk out that door.
[Oven Timer Buzzing]
You look nervous, Gilbert.
I'd be nervous, too, if I were you.
If I were in your situation,
I'd be downright panicky.
I reviewed your file.
You've got no major medical insurance,
no catastrophic...
no life.
Gilbert...
what if something were to happen to you?
Something unforeseeable,
something sudden, random.
- [Telephone Rings] - An accident, maybe.
- What about your family? - [Ring]
Do you ever think about your family?
- [Ring] - Stop thinking about yourself.
Think about them.
You don't want to leave them empty-handed.
Ken Carver here. Look, can't this wait? I'm in the middle...
Oh, Betty.
Please calm down.
Calm down. No... no,
l... I... go on.
Go on, go on.
No. No.
Uh-huh.
[Sighs] No, no. Calm... I'll...
I'm on my way.
Troubles at home. I'm sure you understand.
Oh, damn. Betty's got the car.
Gilbert, could you give me a ride?
[Crying]
Oh, my God, Betty!
What the hell's going on here?
Todd? Doug? What's going on here?
I don't believe this!
Oh, great! Oh! Cookies.
Boys, come on.
Let's go show your mom the cookies that she's baked for us.
This is great.
All right. Everything's ok.
[Engine Grinding]
Look, honey, they're fine. They taste fine.
A little burned on top, but just fine. They're wonderful.
Boys, here, have some of Mom's cookies.
They're really good. Here.
Come on. Make your mother happy.
Make your mom happy. Please, please.
Hey.
I could have had any guy...
Any guy...
But...
I chose you.
- I chose you. - I've got you a real pool!
Look, there's water in here! Come here. Come here.
Get over here. Come here.
Get inside the pool.
Get inside this pool, you rotten...
- Why did you? - Get inside the pool! Yeah! Look!
Real water, boys! Ok, there you go!
- Because... - I give you all I have!
I knew you'd always be there because...
because I knew you'd never leave.
What the hell else more do you want?
What, for God's sake?
Son, get back in the pool! Get back in the pool!
[Car Starts]
We're all going to enjoy it!
I'm doing the best I can!
I can't do any better!
I can't give any more! I've given enough already!
- I guess maybe I'd better be getting home. - Not yet.
I, uh...
all my life, I'll wonder...
where is he?
Where, just this moment, just now.
What is he looking at?
- What is he thinking? - I think it's time for Arnie to take a bath.
- No. - Shh.
Don't you think it's time Arnie took a bath, Gilbert?
- Just let him stink. - Shh.
I don't want to take a bath.
- You know Mr Carver? - Shh.
Well, he's dead!
Arnie: Dead?
Ok, kids. Hurry up. Let's go.
- Hey. - Hey.
Anything under there? Check that.
What's going on? He drowned.
You're kidding.
No. In that.
- Ohh. - A kiddie pool. I don't get it.
- Wow. - It's like one foot deep. Weird, right?
He... he drownded! Ha ha!
Shh, shh, shh. Come on.
Hey. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
He had the cardiac arrest,
his head bent forward,
his knees buckled,
and then he just fell...
face forward into the pool.
When she found him, he was already dead.
That's what we don't know.
That's what nobody knows.
No, I know.
It's a sick...
I saw the body. I prepared it.
- You don't... - I would have seen...
if there was any kind of struggle.
- It was murder. - No.
What do you think?
l... I don't know.
l... you know, it's possible.
Bob, we're talking about thousands and thousands of dollars.
If she saw...
She doesn't have to work...
for the rest of her life.
Even if she did,
if you saw somebody laying...
with their head down in a pool, motionless,
or even if they were limply doing that,
which he wasn't doing, but...
You don't know that!
Well, it was an extreme,
uh, postcardial infarction. Extreme.
- So, nothing's fishy? - No.
Hey, Gilbert, look at that girl!
Gilbert, that girl!
- Even if it's fishy... - Wait a minute, Tucker...
And if she... if she was...
- Hi. - Hi, friend.
Hi, how are you?
- Please play with me. - Ok.
Come on. Let's play over there.
- Hi. How you doing? - Fine.
- Will you play? - Ok, we'll play.
- We're going to play! - Ok, ok. Shh, shh.
- Will you give us a ride? - Yeah, yeah.
So that's it?
Yeah, I guess so.
The magic part.
Magic part?
Magic part, Gilbert?
- Can we go... - Grandma, here it is.
- Oh, thanks. - Can we go play now?
What are we going to play?
- Hi. - Hi.
Arnie. Hide-and-go-seek?
Gilbert, would you give me some help?
- Yeah. Go ahead. - [Engine Grinds]
- Hang on one second. - Ok.
Try it.
[Grinding]
- I don't know. - Yeah, I don't know.
I don't, uh... it's a mystery.
- Gilbert, listen. Thanks, anyway. - No problem.
Becky. Come play with me in the water.
You can't find me.
You can't find me anywhere.
Say, "Where's Arnie?"Say that.
No. I want you to come in with me.
No. Say, "Where's Arnie?"
Say, "Where's Arnie?" Say that.
Where's Arnie? Ha ha.
You can't find me.
Say it again. Hi.
You got to look for me around.
I wanted you to swim with me, Arnie.
Don't even try. He's had a scare with water.
He won't come in.
I'm not coming in the water.
You want to come in the water?
- No. - Why not?
Are you scared to come in the water?
- No, no. - Are you sure?
- I'm sure. - He's scared.
Ha ha. You scared, Gilbert?
All right, what do you want to see?
Do you want to see me get wet a little like this?
- Yeah. - A little splash?
Ha ha ha.
A little more.
You want to see this?
[Arnie] Aah!
You want this, right? Huh? You happy?
Stop!
Tell me what you want... as fast as it comes to you.
- Ok? - Ok.
Ok, what do you want?
- Faster! - Ok, I want a new thing.
House, I want a new house for the family.
[Sighs]
I want a... want Momma...
to take aerobics classes.
I want Ellen to grow up.
I want a new brain for Arnie.
I want...
What do you want for you,
just for you?
I want to be a good person.
Uhh, I can't do this.
- Ok. - Where's Arnie?
Arnie.
Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen my brother?
No.
Shit.
- Around that corner, that. - Ohhh!
Oh, no!
[Squealing]
- [Applause] - Hey!
- Come on. - Hey! Over here!
- Back off, son. - I did it again!
Let's unbuckle it. All right. Here we go.
- There you go. - It's all right, Jerry, I got him.
We're taking him in.
It's not going to happen again, I promise.
We've warned you, your sister,
that the next time is going to be the last time.
Flash the lights and play the siren, ok?
- Play the siren for me. - Ellen. Way to go, Gilbert.
Whoo! Whoo!
Jerry, take it easy on him...
We'll take care of him.
Keep an eye on him.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Do the siren. Do the siren, ok?
Do the siren, all right?
[Squeals]
[Starts Engine]
I know, Sheriff.
I know that, Sheriff.
Ok. Asshole.
Amy. They're probably just teaching him a lesson.
- They're probably just proving a point. - Ellen. Yeah, that's right.
Get my coat.
What?
Get my coat.
Get it.
[Panting]
Let's go.
Well, at least he's in a safe place.
At least someone's watching him.
Amy. Ellen, shut up.
You guys wait here. I'll be right back.
Amy. Momma... Momma, let Gilbert handle this.
- Jerry, come on, please. - Please, have a seat outside.
- You got to let him out. - Wait your turn, ok?
I don't think you guys understand. It's...
Look, no one's going to do a thing...
- until you go and sit outside... - Jerry!
Jerry!
Jerry...
I've come for my son.
Caller: Sheriff?
Sheriff, are you there?
- Bonnie, you'll need to fill out some papers... - No! No!
- Police procedure requires... - I want my boy.
- You have to follow... - My son! Give me my son!
Come on. You're going home.
Sunshine, you're free. Oh, baby!
- Don't disappear like that any more. - Ok.
- Promise me. - Unh! Ma!
You're free, baby, you're free. Let's go home.
Hi!
Look!
Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha! - Girl. That's why she needs a cane.
- Look at her. - [Children Laughing]
Momma, they didn't flash the lights for me either.
Flash the lights.
Hey! Look at me!
I'm hiding!
Say... Say, "Where's Arnie?"
- Say it like that! - Arnie, get down!
Gilbert, come find me! Where's Arnie?
Hey! That's my mom in there.
My momma. You want to come play with me up here?
Come play with me.
[Giggling]
[Knock On Door]
God, that was so brave what your mother did.
You know that, right?
I'd like to meet her.
No, you wouldn't.
Hey, where do you go next?
Hmm?
I would like to meet your mother.
Ahem.
In sure and certain hope... of the resurrection to eternal life,
we commend to almighty God...
our brother Kenneth Carver...
and we commit his body to the ground...
earth to earth...
ashes to ashes and dust to dust.
The Lord bless him and keep him...
the Lord make his face shine on him...
and be gracious to him...
the Lord look upon him with favour... and give him peace.
Lord Jesus, by your death,
you took away the sting of death.
Grant to us your servants so to follow in faith, for you have led the way...
- Hey! - That we may at length...
Look at here! Look at here!
Look, it's coming! Look!
- Our Lord Jesus Christ... - It's neat, huh, Gilbert?
Through the blood of the everlasting covenant...
It's a Burger Barn, Gilbert!
- Every good work to do his will... - Gilbert, it's a Burger Barn!
That which is well-pleasing in his sight.
Through Jesus Christ. Amen.
Hey.
Boys, you can have anything you want.
You could get candy if you want.
As for me, something with menthol, please.
Do you like gum?
I like gum. Here's a good kind.
Here. Take this. You can have it.
- You want gum, too? - We're going to St Louis.
I can't stay in that house.
I'm really sorry about your...
Shh!
Mommy will take care of it.
You run on outside.
Everybody thinks I killed him.
Do you?
No.
I miss him.
And I don't.
I miss him and I don't.
So...
Gilbert...
what's to become of you?
Oh, I'll...
probably just...
You haven't thought about it.
Poor Gilbert...
cooped up,
taking care of everybody else, forgetting all about you.
- Mommy. - In a minute, honey.
Ok.
Concerning my boys,
I was thinking...
that if my boys turn out anything like you...
[Door Opens]
Hi.
I was thinking how that would be nice...
for my boys to be like you.
- He's all yours. - [Bell Tinkles]
[Door Closes]
[Engine Starts]
Are you going to miss her?
Yeah.
Good.
[Thunder]
[Engine Sputters]
[Engine Starts]
[Engine Knocking]
[Engine Dies]
Damn it!
So...
what do you think?
Hi. How you doing?
Wow!
- Right? - Wow!
Right?
Here. Try a milk shake.
Mmm.
Real milk in there.
- Hmm. You're kidding. - Real milk.
Bob. Oh, wow...
Hey, congratulations! This looks great!
- Yeah, thanks. - What?
You're going to ruin everyone's appetite.
Hey, hey. Mike, right?
You want to come to my party tomorrow?
I'm going to be 18 years old.
Want to come?
I don't know you, but you can come.
How nice to see so many of you here on this great day.
This day marks the beginning...
of a new era for Endora,
for the Burger Barn family,
and, I hope, for all of you.
We at Burger Barn are committed...
to a very special relationship with you,
one that will last and last.
At a time when so many things are falling apart,
Endora decides to give Burger Barn a chance,
a new breath of life.
She fixed it.
The camper is fixed.
- And we're going to be leaving tomorrow. - [Applause]
[Band Plays This Magic Moment]
Whoo!
You can come to my party tomorrow, ok?
Ok.
[Bell Rings]
- Hey! - Hi, Arnie.
So I'm invited.
Ok.
Do you not want me to go?
No...
I mean... go if you want.
Oh, so this is... is this how you want it?
I have to go.
Take care, ok?
Goodbye, Arnie.
- Oh, no! - Come on. Let's get that bath.
No! No!
- Hey, Arnie. - [Squeals]
Arnie!
- Why is... - Arnie.
[Squeals]
Momma. You gotta take a bath, Arnie.
Arnie!
[Squeals]
Arnie, you got to. It's your birthday.
Aah!
- Arnie! Damn it! - Momma. Arnie, no!
Oh, God!
I can't make another one. I can't.
We have to have a cake, Gilbert.
P. A... Attention, Foodland shoppers.
Remember, every day this week is a double-coupon day.
Can I help you?
Uh, yes, um...
my sister called in an order for Grape.
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's all set.
There you go. That'll be 19.75.
Go away, Arnie.
- Gilbert, what's in there? - A surprise. Leave it alone.
- What's in that box? - If you touch it, I'll kill you.
- Amy. I can't believe you. - I'll enjoy the party from in here.
It'll be fine. Everything'll be just fine.
What am I supposed to say to people?
It's Arnie's 18th birthday. Haven't you waited a long time?
Wasn't it you that wanted to have this huge party in the first place?
- I didn't want it. - [Pop]
- Damn it! - Amy. I can't believe you.
- Ellen. Arnie! - Oh, man!
Look, he's eating the cake!
Amy. That's it. Forget it.
- Arnie! - Now what are we going to do?
Arnie!
[Laughing]
Arnie, come here.
Come here!
Do you even know what it cost?
You know what I had to do...
No. No, no. It's time for your bath.
[Giggling]
- Get your clothes off. Get 'em off! - [Water Running]
[Squealing]
- Get in there! - Gilbert, no!
Get them clothes off. Come on.
Gilbert, no!
- Don't move! - Gilbert, stop!
Aah!
[Turns Water Off]
Gilbert!
What did you do?
Momma!
[Crying]
Arnie?
Arnie!
What is going on?
Don't worry, Momma.
Ellen, let's go.
[Starts Engine]
We should call his mother.
No, it's ok. I know where he lives. I can take him.
It's really ok. Yeah.
Arnie, you want to go for a walk?
You want to go play, Arnie?
[Arnie Laughing]
Come on, Arnie.
Come on, Arnie. You can do it.
Come on, Arnie. You can do it. Come on.
- "Merrily, merrily."Sing that. - Ok.
# Row, row, row your boat #
- # Gently down the stream # - Ow!
- Yea! Yea! You did it! - Ohh!
Good job, Arnie! You did it!
Aah! Aah! Ha ha ha!
- You all right? - Yeah.
I'll see you in a little bit, ok?
Bye.
Bye, Arnie.
- Take care. - I drownded, huh?
I drownded over there.
No. You just got clean.
- Arnie! - Hi.
So he's clean now, guys.
- Oh, I'm fine. - You sure?
- Yeah, I'm fine. - Goodnight.
- Bye! - Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
[Car Door Slams]
I hit him.
I hit him so hard. I...
He's going to be ok.
You don't hurt Arnie. You just don't.
I got to go. I got to go.
I got nowhere to go.
I had to work extra hours just to feed her.
So it's your fault?
You don't understand. She was in shock for years. He disappeared.
He didn't say goodbye. He just, uh...
One day, all of a sudden...
he was gone.
He was just hanging there.
That's when it all started.
She used to be so pretty.
She was so pretty and so...
fun.
So you think it's his fault?
No.
Nobody knew what he felt. He didn't... give anything.
He was just sort of there.
You try to play with him, you know, get him to play around,
get him to laugh, get him to smile,
get him to... I don't know, get mad.
But... nothing.
Just like he was already dead.
I used to know a guy like that.
- Hey. - Hi.
It's Arnie's birthday. I need to go home.
[Toot]
[Toot Toot]
Give my regards to your mother.
Hey, Amy, look who's here.
- Where you been? You all right? - Yeah, I'm all right.
- He's alive. - [Toot Toot]
[Squeak Squeak]
Amy...
where's Arnie?
Amy... please, Amy.
Is he ok?
I think you better ask him that yourself.
Where is he?
I wonder where he could be.
[Loudly] Amy...
have you seen Arnie?
Um, no. I thought he was with you.
- No. - No?
[Arnie Laughing]
Arnie!
Anybody seen Arnie?
Where's my brother?
Boo!
Boo.
Come here.
You scared me, buddy.
You scared Gilbert.
- Don't scare Gilbert, ok? - Don't scare Gilbert, ok?
Ok.
[Laughing]
Come here.
I got you.
Ow!
You better talk to Momma.
Momma?
What you did was...
He's a helpless boy, Gilbert.
And then disappearing like that?
I hate that.
You know how I hate that.
You walked out, and I thought...
I can't take another...
but you came back, Gilbert.
Why? Why did you?
I don't know, Momma.
I'm here now.
Yes, you are.
You came back for the party.
Oh, Gilbert...
I can't imagine how it's been for you kids.
I know what a burden I am.
Don't say that.
I know it, and I know that you're ashamed of me.
No, I'm not.
I never, never meant to be like this.
I never wanted to be a joke.
You're no joke, Momma.
- I never wanted to be. - You're no joke.
You're no joke.
Oh, Gilbert, please don't disappear.
Please don't disappear.
- Hurry! Hurry! - You're really growing up... to be quite a lady.
- Thanks. - Hey, hi.
I don't want to rain on the day, but you have a serious foundation problem.
See how the porch is slanted right here?
This is serious, Gilbert. We need to get up underneath here.
We need to fill this in so no more water collects here.
Then we'll probably... What?
- Hi. - Hi.
Hello, Gilbert.
Nana.
You ready?
For what?
I want you to... I want you to come meet somebody.
Ok.
- Hey. - Hi, Arnie.
- Hi. - Here's your present.
Arnie, what do you say?
Thank you.
Momma?
Momma, I want you to meet somebody.
- No. - Please?
Just this once, for me.
Gilbert, it's ok. We can do it later.
No. This is what I want.
Do it for me, please.
This is different. Nobody's going to laugh.
I'm not going to hurt you any more, Momma.
I promise.
Please.
Ok.
Ok. Becky.
Momma, this is Becky.
- Hello. - Hi.
I haven't always been like this.
- I'm called a miracle. - A miracle?
A miracle.
- A walking miracle. - I can believe that.
Uh... bye.
- Bye, Arnie. - Bye.
You take care.
I had a really nice time.
I know.
I don't know what to say.
Say thank you, Gilbert.
Say thank you.
Thank you.
- Goodbye. - No, it's not goodbye, Arnie.
It's goodnight.
Goodnight... Goodnight to you, but not me.
Hey, they're coming.
Bye.
Wait!
Whoo!
Momma?
Momma, what are you doing?
[Breathing Heavily]
[Panting]
Amy!
Amy.
You rest, Momma.
You deserve to rest.
Amy, get me my birthday boy.
I want my birthday boy.
Here you go, Momma. Here's the water.
Gilbert...
you're my knight in shimmering armour.
Did you know that?
I think you mean shining.
No.
Shimmering.
You shimmer, and you glow.
You rest, ok?
Get some sleep.
Hey!
Momma!
Momma, wake up!
You're hiding, huh?
I know that.
Wake up.
# Momma, wake up #
Hmm.
Momma, stop it now.
Stop, Momma!
Stop it.
Arnie.
Arnie!
Arnie, what's wrong? What's wrong?
Stop it!
Gilbert!
Arnie!
[Crying]
I'm going to need some more men, Amy.
Hey, flash your lights. Flash them.
We may need the national guard to move her out of there.
I'm sorry about that.
[Car Starts]
It's going to take a crane to get her out.
There's going to be a crowd.
I just know there's going to be a crowd.
She's so beautiful.
No joke. She's no joke.
[Out Of Breath]
I'm not going to let her be a joke.
[Music Box Plays Lullaby]
Arnie...
we're going to need your help.
Gilbert, is that them?
No. No, not yet.
- When are they going to come? - Pretty soon. Pretty soon.
My brother Arnie's about to turn 19.
19.
Gilbert! Look there.
Amy got a job offer to manage a bakery in Des Moines.
- Is that them? - That's them.
Ellen can't wait to switch schools.
Arnie asked if we were going to go, too.
I said, "Well, we can go anywhere, if we want. "
- Becky! - We can go anywhere.
- Becky's coming, huh, Gilbert? - Yep. She's coming.
Becky! Come on!
Come on, Gilbert! Whoo!
Hey!
- Hi. - Hi.
How are you?
I'm fine. How are you?